Success Tips For Small Business

Posted On: 2006-05-11
Length: 23:26

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From the same old studios of Netcast Central, it's Business Success Tips.

Wait, this is our third studio.

We're still on number 2. Shhhh.

No, the first one was his living room.

Those people who rudely interrupted me are the rest of the cast, so I'm not even going to say the names anymore, because they don't deserve it.

I'm Lee.

I'm Paul.

I'm Andy.

And he's JC.

Whoo hoo. Good introduction.

I don't want to be associated with

And he's got a new tattoo.

It's in progress.

Wow, on another part of his arm.

Now it's on both arms.

That's right.

Matching arms.

That's almost as bad as Kenestos.

Ok. We invented a new drink. Let me tell you how to make a Kenestos.

Well wait. First you've got to explain the story of how we came up with Kenestos.

No, first I'm going to tell them how to make a Kenestos.

No, but then it won't make any sense if you tell them

It's not going to make any sense anyway.

Have you guys been drinking Kenestos tonight?

God I hope not.

Let me explain what Kenestos looks like, and then we can get back. Kenestos. The way you make Kenestos is you take a tall glass and you take a

What kind of tall glass, like a 22 glass,

A long thin one.

A long tall glass. And then you take a red straw. Ok. And you put a red straw through an olive, ok, so the olive is in the middle of the red straw. It's very symbolic. And then you fill the glass with vodka, about half way. And then you take, and you, and the straw has got the olive in it and it's in the glass, and then you take grenadine.

What kind of vodka?

Sky is fine.

Sky is crap, I'm telling you.

Ok, fine. I could have said, what's a cheap kind? Stollen

Stollennietsche?

Smirnoff. Anyway, and then in the straw you take grenadine and you dribble grenadine, which is very red, down the straw,

Grenadine with olives?

It's all symbolic. It's in the middle of the straw

You need a, you need one more mineral.

And then you put salt on the outside, and then you dribble grenadine through the straw, and it trickles out the bottom, it's red, and it trickles out the bottom of the straw, and fills the bottom of the glass. That is a Kenestos. And you suck it out the straw, you suck the grenadine out the straw, and then you eat the olive and drink the vodka. That's a Kenestos.

That's way too much work, I'm just going to take a shot of vodka and forget it.

That's the problem. You've got to know the story behind the invention of a Kenestos.

Are we in the Tiki lodge now, or are we still doing business things, I don't even know.

We're telling how to invent a drink. You might want to sell it.

We're having dinner last night. We're sitting around having beer and dinner and everything, and all of a sudden Andy says, do you have kenestos? And I go, I've never drank one before, must be some kind of great drink? And he goes, no, kidney stones! So he decided that the new drink would be Kenestos.

Wow. I wonder if you're bombing as bad in the audience around the world as you are in the studio right now.

You're supposed to laugh at the Kenestos.

You're supposed to laugh, come on.

I'm not a laugh track, for Christ sake. It wasn't even funny.

There you go. We need a laugh track is right. Ok.

So let's talk about our sales today and how to sale something.

Ok.

That went over big.

Yes, you need to talk about that.

I need to talk about that.

You've got to sell that to us.

I was making sales today for Netcast Central.

Yeah.

That's our little fly-by-night company...